Ice cubs, little kids pockets are for them to stuff ice cubes in.

You make my current government look reasonable

Do you understand how little that narrows it down?

My feet have a full size difference between left and right. Shoes are just expected to be uncomfortable.
This is actually a common thing and there is a shoe exchange club you can join. Problem is that most people, like me, have a larger left foot.

The used market is called ‘emulators’ for some odd reason.

Options for the end of the world:

1. Learn to farm and become self sufficient
2. Learn to shoot a gun and map out where all the farmers are

Wet dirt can have a lot of weight. You may want to verify the roof can handle it.

Maybe an island will blowup somewhere and we will have another mini ice age. What’s Krakatoa up to these days?

Free earthquakes? No wait, that would be Venezuela.

There is a book called Waiting for the Intergalactic bus where god and satan turn out to be 2 energy based life forms who are students and were accidentally left behind on a class trip. Satan decides to ignore the prime directive and interfere with life on earth to pass the time. The torture in hell is strictly the humans idea, if I remember correctly.

Plato, but Socrates worked as a stone mason.

Is the excess skin tied in a bow under the hat?

Don’t be evil?

cat is just trying to prevent all the spiders from climbing into your mouth and you lock her out.

Shifting of focus (eyes to keyboard then back to screen) can slow you down a lot. With computers I just stare at the keyboard and type. Problem with this is when something happens on the screen and the cursor is no longer where I think it is.
What I hate is the forced use of the mouse. Either make it all mouse or all keyboard navigable. In fact, with people having to use screen readers, all forms need to be keyboard navigable.

I also can’t spell

I am taking the photo. I was always the one taking the photo.

Eat an eats?

I would prefer nap time.

Wasn’t Fidel a big baseball player/fan?

Red Emma, maybe.