Seems like the UK’s equivalent to “fell out of a window” in Russia. There’s tons of news stories exactly like this, foul play is ruled out instantly, no explanation is given and it’s never mentioned again even when they say there’s been an investigation.

The same civilians who ever so conveniently never saw why the man didn’t stand up?

Not all news stories are real, for starters. These “witnesses” might have not even existed.

At 5 feet deep you wouldn’t hit your head on the bottom, and the bottom is mud, so not exactly a hard surface to bang your head on.

I’ll continue making these posts as long as the UK media keeps churning out fish-stories like these. If it makes more people question our corrupt media that likes playing mind games, then so be it.

This particular news story is 3 days old.