It is actually closer to √ 2 as it’s stated as 1.4:1 on both screens, so slightly wider than iPad unfolded

The Machine: Love this shit USA FTW
RATM: …

I’d argue 8.5" isn’t even used. Half an inch is 12.7mm, 8.5" ≈ 215.9mm. Most machines are calibrated using SI, so they’ll do ~216mm instead, and then what’s the point, just discard US Letter

“Thanks for noticin’ me.”

- Eeyore

Reminds me of this

It’s really easy:

1. When it sprouts because you’ve forgotten to use it
2. Separate the good cloves from the moldy ones
3. Plant the good cloves in the garlic flower bed
4. Forget to harvest the garlic
5. Buy more garlic and put it in the cupboard

Repeat as necessary

This reads how English Wikipedia claims Americans invented all cocktails

Isn’t it worse that he was treated like an alien and found solace in materialism and so discarded the human race

Tfw you realise the country you’re living in has its own fandom for something and they’re ridiculously welcoming

I read “Fingering warmth“

I suspect the prompt contained “facing” which fucked up the directionality of all the logos and flags

In French you can say ininflammable

Should have been enflammable

Either way. The OP is iOS afaict

On iOS if you swipe down, the “full status bar” has the percentage either way

Well 50 / indeterminate amount

The black mirror is when other people can see your number! On a(n even) darker note, I think that’s exactly what they do on death row tbf

Personally it feels like having a countdown until time of death

When you still need a job

”How to get to Wales on an Elephant”

”One on the front, one on the back, and one in the trunk”