Well. Maybe he can rent it

???

Yay thanks

Yaaaasssss

😢

‘thank mr skeltal’ on this picture

I FEEL PERSONALLY ATTACKED IMMA REPORT THIS POST AS SOON AS I FINISH LAMENTING WHAT I DID IN 2013

What’s going on in the blue quarter? If you were to show me that picture alone I wouldn’t have recognized him.

Gotta love some good asado though, I guess I’m centrist according to this chart

You’re gonna have to update your username, it’s very confusing now

I don’t understand

I would rate it a 4 out of 10 stars but some people say I have really high standards

Wait what? How do you get to see this metric?

Someone needs to Photoshop pig eyes on his face. No, AI slop won’t cut it. It has to be handmade

That was a poorly worded question, and a not so bright teacher. I’d be pissed too

What a bitch! I never thought the comments in this post would raise my blood pressure

I would also be completely confused and offended for the rest of my life if a teacher had said something like that to me

I hope you’re alright mate, nobody is trying to insult any species or way of living with this. It’s okay if you don’t get the joke.

It’s a joke based on play pretend. Let’s play pretend the lion can take selfies. Lets play pretend the lion is also an asshole, which is a bit unexpected, making it somewhat funny, and let’s pretend the lion is planning to eat his friend but first posts like an Instagram influencer, also unexpected in this play pretend universe, so that’s the joke. Nobody is scorning no man here

Those hills are looking great, no lines

I get this is in jest, but the articles are dated 2014 and 2017.