I know it’s a fake story but imagine:

Plot twist: The individual wanted to transition and be known as LesbianLady.

I thought writers were actually drinkers with a writing problem?

Hmmm, I feel like an Mp3 player should be part of this collage.

Trueborns, quiaff?

I’d like a nice stick too.

The Australian version is: Invent new sport. No one else in the world is insane enough to play it.

You called?

Yeah ancient Egypt was rolling that way too.

Or a Volvo.

The fridge was designed to survive the third world war.

Dude, fictional supervillains will often have at least some redeeming qualities or be perhaps understandable. Even the ones that are complete monsters can be charismatic.

Not the case for the fuckwads we’re stuck with.

We gonna omelette du fromage - Widowmaker.

Ah limewire. I miss the simplicity of those days.

He should be invited onwards.

I’ll be honest, I haven’t touched a GTA since Vice City on the PC.

If it’s a doctor I know well, then I open with, “not as good as she could be”. If it’s some total stranger, I go with “dunno, hoping you could tell me it’s not as bad as I think”.

Prefer snow to ticks and mosquitoes ngl.

That’s exactly it! Almost like reading an abstract to a paper.

Wikipedia is not a valid academic source. However, it is a great source to lead into valid academic sources.

Uncle Roger’s Egg Fried Rice.