Maybe they are trying to nudge you in the right direction.

Sounds like a pain in the ass to manually pay bills. It’s all auto pulled from my account. I just have to make sure the account has a lot of money on it.

I am also not doing any income taxes these last few years because I just accept whatever they calculated and kept.

Could not be bothered

5th is wrong and is Dutch only, they also enslave someone called piet. 2/10 Holland.

That’s not true there is st Niclas day on the 6th when I buy myself some walnuts and tangerines. Otherwise correct.

Have some peanuts…

We also don’t want to understand the dialects mentioned. Dutchmen can go to Holland and the rest learn German you Schluchtenscheißer.

The former Frenchmen speaks the best, other English should take him as example

Please show us your doctor’s note for celiac otherwise we presume you are a liar.