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  • Oh no I’m considering the side, however we also need to consider that it is not going to be entirely smooth, there will be small bumps to provide some short-lived aerial velocity, however there may also be angled protrusions causing a directional drift to slow the person down further.

    The way the person initially falls could also contribute, whether they’re upright, trying to land on their feet at first, or simple falling to the side, or backwards, etc.
    As the bones break they can break in positions which could affect the direction they continue to roll, if they hit the angled protrusions mentioned earlier, and possibly even latch for a moment.

    If they’re going at a slow speed, perhaps they can make a guess towards a small bump to increase the time spent airborne? This may speed things up but the air friction may play a role in how long the person stays up there (large or slim).

    I’m thinking about this a bit too much.






  • I miss Amazon Fresh, the physical store near me.

    When they started up I’d just scan a barcode, walk in, and the whole idea was to just grab what you want off the shelf and walk out.
    They had a LOT of cameras everywhere, and they claimed it was some AI thing checking what everyone is picking up, which then charges your account etc. (later found out it was just a bunch of guys in India looking at the cameras lol).

    I got so many free things they just didn’t notice. I don’t know if it was the large jacket I was wearing, or something else, but I managed to get free meals almost every time I visited.

    No guilt since it’s Amazon, and they replaced that store with a Tesco Express so everything worked out.


  • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.workstomemes@lemmy.worldWhere is he??
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    2 months ago

    This was very entertaining, I have taken a mental note. Although it wasn’t too difficult before AI.
    Once someone called to sell Insurance, many years ago, and I said I hit a car with my rickshaw, the guy got out so I ran his son over, and now they’re wanting to sue me, and I don’t have insurance anyway so if he could sell me some. That phonecall went on for about five minutes before he hung up. I put on a really, really offensive Indian accent too.

    My favourite one was when I had someone on the phone, for a similar length of time. What got me caught was when he asked where I was from. I said, in an equally offensive but generic Kenyan accent, “Tukukego”. He asked me to spell it, and I went “T. U… Kukego” (surprised he hasn’t realised by now it was a solid 6 minutes into the call). Then he asked me where that’s located, and I said to the right of Africa, but to the left of America. He called me a funny guy and hung up.




  • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.workstomemes@lemmy.worldSay it ain't so
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    4 months ago

    I learnt to use these… Completely without instruction. I move my hands as I type and alternate my fingers by default.
    I’ve tried touch typing tutorials, where I’m meant to keep my fingers within a ‘zone’, however it was causing my hands to cramp once I reached 90 WPM.

    These little indicators are lovely for touch typing though, even if I’m not doing it ‘properly’. No repetitive strain injury in my weird way of typing without looking though!







  • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.workstomemes@lemmy.worldthey haven't seen that coming
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    8 months ago

    If a man is freshly circumcised, and Wolverine quickly circumcises himself and then sticks his penis to the other man, would be become conjoined to the other person at the penis (as it heals)?
    What effect would this have on the other person, if the blood from Wolverine’s boner now extends to the other person? Does he get regenerative powers too or only around his junk?