How long till they are soft enough to eat?

Good, then all those little kids can move and stay off the other gaming communities.

Are you too poor to get a laptop where you can keep everything plugged in?

How about headset, flash drive, extra monitors, Ethernet cable, charging cable, phone charging/data transfer, controller, and even a better webcam and microphone.

You are looking for solutions on a problem that shouldn’t even exist in such an expensive device.

Even a dongle is just a workaround.

Great, you mean exactly like everyone else does while still having all those ports as well?

I have about as many USB-C ports as a Mac, and they also do everything.

But I also have on top of that: HDMI, Ethernet, audio jack and 2x USB-A

On a laptop that is 1/3th the price of the cheapest Mac.

Terraria of course!

Even aside from the objectively bad charging port, the shape is also awful and unergonomic. And next to a touch-based scrollwheel, it also has no right-click.

The movie may be that old, but that doesn’t say anything about the meme.

This meme also isn’t +100 years old:

Because it is hard to convey a lie through story, unless blatantly saying it was a lie afterwards.

How about no killing? That is a way more fair option.

In Idiocracy, people are anti-science. If you were to read a book, they would call you a nerd and kill you.

In real life, people believe in pseudo-science. Everyone read books, and believes that to be the ultimate truth and everybody else is wrong.

In Idiocracy, you don’t have flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, climate change deniers. You have dumb people proud of not knowing stuff.

So there is still a difference.

Batchilles

Plenty of airports still run on Windows XP.

Since upgrading is a massive cost that brings forward new problems they don’t immediately have the solution for. Which you don’t want when lives are at risk.

IE

Absolutely, IE hasn’t been part of Windows since the beginning of Windows 10.

I believe they mean using the paper towel as tweezers. You fold it in half and use the 2 touching brims to pick up the bug, while only putting force by pulling the corners away from each other.

What about the second mail?

They can’t, it is one of the limitations of text.

Try adding some emoticons next time.

Well some of us don’t live in the UK.

And most of us don’t read all your comments.

It isn’t free. You pay road tax on every vehicle.