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  • It’s 92F in my house at 9% humidity. I have my ceiling fan, and an iced coffee. I’m good. I moved to the desert because I hate humidity. I still sweat here, but it’s not nearly as bad as California in the summer. I think I might literally die in Florida in the summer, I’ve never been to Florida and I never want to go, for many reasons, including the humidity.

    Winter here isn’t too bad, mostly it’s the short days and overcast that gets me. Windy cold days are the worst.

    Six months out of the year are great, six months not as great, but still better weather here than anywhere I can afford to live, so I’ll stay here.











  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldHey bro, need some tp?
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    1 month ago

    Really, it’s the sounds and odors I dislike the most. Bathroom stalls do nothing to alleviate those, no matter what they’re made of. If they aren’t completely walled-in, individual rooms with a fan, then they might as well be made of glass.

    It occurs to me now, that the perfect public restroom is an airplane restroom. They’re compact which reduces shenanigans--no one wants to spend any more time in there than necessary, made of stainless steel, include everything you need and nothing more, the door locks with an “occupied sign”, the light and fan turn on, you do your business, clean up and get out.



  • I remember we cooked an omelette, but instead of flipping the egg, the teacher told us to just lift the edge and let the uncooked egg run underneath. I already knew how to cook an omelette, my dad taught me, so I flipped the egg by tossing the pan. The teacher didn’t like that because then other kids tried it, and… I’m sure you can guess what happened.



  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldSay it ain't so
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    I took typing (on a typewriter) in eighth grade for the same reason I took Home Ec--that’s where the girls were. I didn’t know I’d actually be using the skill just a couple of years later.

    My kid grew up in front of a computer, before such things were rightfully frowned upon. He taught himself to type, I’ve watched him do it. He uses the first two fingers of each hand and a thumb for the space bar. He types as fast as I do, which is to say, I’ve never been a particularly fast typist, but I get by okay.

    What I never learned to do, because I don’t do it much, is type with two thumbs on a phone.