Affine Connection

He just wants you to show him your koozie.

Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan, and told me that if I didn’t take Lorraine out, that he’d melt my brain!

It was during her senior year.

Vulcan was already the name suggested for a hypothetical planet closer to the sun than Mercury. One motivation for the hypothesis was an observed discrepancy in Mercury’s perihelion precession compared to Newtonian predictions using the known planets, but then general relativity perfectly predicted the discrepancy without requiring an extra planet.

There was a shooting at my old high school. My sister was there at the time.

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From my understanding, existing fossilized skin evidence suggests that T. rex had few feathers, if any.

Edit: I mean adult T. rex

10 × 0 = 0

Who said anything about division?

Gemini also made a joke about the absurdity of the question when I asked.

It outright told me to wash my car at home when I pointed out that the car would not be at the wash.

Capitalists love making straw men of socialism like that.

I don’t know of any socialist who claims that one does not need to work.