Serpentine, over bushes and shit 😂

There’s an official 24/7 Bluey channel on YouTube

:absolutely drowning food in Sriracha: the spice must flow

It really bugs me that they changed the line “for in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war”

I almost edited the original lol

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the McConnell has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Appalachia. He is the Master of Kentucky by the will of the gods, and master of a million worlds by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Technology. He is the Carrion Lord of Kentucky for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the McConnell continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant stars, their way lit by the Astronomican, the psychic manifestation of the McConnell’s will. Vast armies give battle in his name on uncounted worlds. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Astartes, the Space Marines, bio-engineered super-warriors. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Guard and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods.

You’re gonna need a plumber eventually

If i never see another flathead screw for the rest of my life ill die a happy sparky

Understandable

Ive been working outside for the last couple weeks so every hour of cloud cover is an absolute blessing, im fuckin dyin out here lmao

Could probably use some filters at least tho

What i was picturing lol

It was the most expensive movie ever made at the time, which attracted a lot of criticism. It made a profit though.

Absolutely not

Married a brit can confirm

Ooh I can get it to pull wire for me! Fuck yeah

Raccoon wont lash out if youve got the gym badge silly

Ive been trying to convince my friends its the obvious choice, its got the tankiness of the possum and bonuses to crime

I believe a Prince Albert is involved

Only until I played Helldivers

Nobody cares about your vaguebook feuds and ai memes