• LocalAreaMan@lemmy.ml
    481·
    2 天前

    In North Korea the government makes phone calls to ask if refrigerator is running, but refrigerator is empty with no food and phone is made of string and tin can and the tin can is also empty with no food, so you eat the string.

  • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    30·
    2 天前

    I can reliably confirm that Kim Jong Un executed himself with an anti-aircraft gun in a stadium. The anti-aircraft gun was then executed by a second anti-aircraft gun for disrespecting Kim Jong Un. The stadium was executed by a ring of anti-aircraft guns, along with the anti-aircraft gun that executed the anti-aircraft gun, for attending a gathering where Kim Jong Un was disrespected. This happens every day and yet tankies will defend it.

  • pirat@lemmy.ml
    11·
    2 天前

    call me crazy but I bet this is a viral. campaign for the new cod game.

    • 挂路灯人@lemmy.ml
      152·
      2 天前

      “Those duplicitous evil Asians are not trusting and forthcoming with the representatives of the empire that tried to exterminate them in living memory and still has them under siege how dare they”

      Wikipedia really is a website.