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teagrrl@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago

please wake up

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teagrrl@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 5 months ago
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  • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    I did 97 meth deals ($45 each).

    That’s $4365 in passive income.

    I don’t even have any meth and just gave them sugar crystals.

  • auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Application fees? For renting? Man America is cooked.

    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club
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      5 months ago

      Oh yeah super common unfortunately

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ@lemmy.world
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    Lmaooo Dudes, US people have no business making fun of communist if they do things like this. What do you mean you pay for an application for rent a space to living for???

    • Paradachshund@lemmy.today
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      We also sometimes have to pay “pet rent”, and no this does not cover pet damages.

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        No fucking way this has to be a joke

        • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          My cat costs me $30 per month in pet rent. And she still has the gall to lay around and complain like she pays the rent.

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            My cat cost my insurance company whatever they paid my doctor to write a note to tell my landlord I wouldn’t be paying a pet deposit equal to a months rent (non-refundable) and pet rent.

            She seemed annoyed by the whole thing but unsurprised. Apparently part of her job is to write the landlords fuck you notes.

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              How does your doctor have a say in your rent agreement?

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    Why would anyone want Mao to wake up? The fuck kind of genocide denialism is this?

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      I think the joke is built on what Mao did to landlords.

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