But they look so cute while doing it!

That’s probably because they used all your drugs

‘What makes you think I loved you to begin with?’

I love being a EUrangutan

Facebook asked for me ID and I sent them a stock image of a random dude flipping the bird and it got accepted

When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.

I could have sworn this used to be an Albanian virus.

I like doing stuff and junk

Reading YouTube comments is like sticking a turd in a bandsaw. You just don’t do it!

If you sleep 10 hour each night and still feel tired, it’s time to visit a doctor before you end up in the forever box.

Don’t forget Mad Max

I’ve been out of the loop. Why does this picture keep popping up everywhere?

Please enter save name: FGsFdaf

On some unsavory corners of the internet, ESL (english second language) is used like it’s an insult.

Bitch english is my fourth language the fuck are you talking about.

What about Oolong and that lecherous turtle? Also isn’t Krillin canonically a duck?

o7 Commander Croaker

Uncle Tom. He just hangin’ out.

Are we just gonna gloss over baldy copping a feel?

CLOTHES BEAM!

Live and let dumb.