Back to the Land… build an outhouse. Lime, woodash, sawdust – are pretty cheap. Winters might get you to repurpose a chamber pot to dump in the outhouse during the day. Get one with a good lid.

For more than a normal consistency of poop and increased frequency… you may also be reported to your employer’s Health Office. Be very careful if you order Taco Bell. Stock up on immodium.

That is a felony.

The AI toilet will not flush if you do not use the “authorized” brand toilet paper.